Mass Konfusion
It was brought to my attention by a couple of friends that read my blog that they do not want it to turn into a temple of hip-hop culture worship. They asked for my thoughts so I am happy to oblige for the readers. Of course once and while I will drop something pertaining to hip-hop culture in. It has influenced me so much that I am compelled to do so.
Occassionally moi does get confused by certain elements surrounding me. Just thought I would share a few. Maybe you will laugh at some and maybe you will relate. Hopefully you enjoy.
Going to fast-food joints to order salads
The fact that caesar salads are more fattening than a taco
Homosexuals that are racist
Feminist with misogynistic tendencies
People with $60 thousand cars and no home
People that turn the radio volume down to figure out what that smell is
Folks that allow their pet to eat off their plate
Guys that get pedicures twice a month
Why I am 26 years old and can only grow a goatee but no sideburns
Why Micheal Orville from 8th grade had a full beard in middle school
Why I still have to pull out my I.D. everywhere I go
Why dudes with muscles always have to take their shirt off on myspace (I got a 6 pack too nucca but, I aint exposing it to the world)
How I am the only one that sees how talented Kobe Bryant really is
How rappers that are negative are positive but rappers that are positive are haters
Why my boy Savvi (local Hueston rapper http://www.myspace.com/savvi ), is one of the illest rappers around and can not get a record deal but, Mike Jones can
Why Mike Jones’s gimmick is repeating shit (Nucca that shit was wack the first time you said it)
How all these rappers from Hueston are getting paid but, the dudes here with real skills are still selling records from the trunk of their car
Why book publishing companies are just like record labels
Why everyone that reads my work tells me they love it but can’t do anything with it
Why Equality (Hueston Poet) is one of the nicest poets I have heard but people do not know
Why the people with talent get overshadowed by the people with gimmicks
When people say “never say never” but in that phrase they said never twice (Mos Def)
How fast my hair grows (The locs have grown 6 inches in four months)
The fact that I think about sex 95% of the time
People that invest in companies like Halliburton (George Bush)
The fact that I am always getting pulled over by police
The fact that I am thinking about sex right now as I type
The fact that I do not mind typing this for strangers (Mostly)
How the internet is such a big portion of my life
The fact that the last three females I have dated have told me that they like the way that I think but, I thought that everyone thinks the same
How attractive men have a swagger but unattractive men are just arrogant
How I love black women but, can not find one to love me back
Why I have so many different interests but not enough time to explore them all
How I pledged for 12 weeks with a fractured rib and no one knew because my pride would not allow me to say anything
My pride
How I seemingly turned into a different person without realizing it
How this whole series turned into characteristics of my personal life
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How I sometimes feel like my voice is insignificant
How my friends and fraternity brothers all love me to death and always want to be around me even though I am often distant
How distant I am
How the more I learn about women the more I realize that I really don’t much
How I always have to remain calm under pressure when sometimes I really want to act human
How my friend’s grandmother said she voted for Bush because she did not want to change president’s in the middle of a war :?
Why is I love writing words so much but, can not find the words to write that properly show just how deep this love is
The fact that this list could be a lot longer but, I do not want people to get tired and stop reading
posted by Words.worth @ 10:44 AM
8 Comments:
"How I am the only one that sees how talented Kobe Bryant really is"
Just how talented is he??????...lol
I'm feeling you on the gimmicks.. they are getting out of control
Yeah you can be distant. The real friends understand that though.
there's too many things on here I agree with you about.
but LOL @ you not being able to grow no facial hair and THANK YOU @ pointin out Mike Jones.. he just say ish over and over again.. I thought he was wack to begin with.
Ice,
stop hating on Kobe!
Amber,
Man see I can grow a goatee and some semblance of sideburns but, for some reason I end up with that Anthony Hamilton look. So I just stick to the goatee.
Ray,
You know how I am dawg.
Ours is a non-hazing organization, so I suppose those poetry competitions get a little long rough and rugged.
Ummmm yeah...See what I meant to say was, I pledged my loyalty to the organization and over a 12 week period. During that time I was working so hard that I fractured a rib from sheer dedication.
I say you think about sex 98.5% of the time. :D But the other things do explain who you are. lol
When I'm quiet...or even when I'm talking, these are the kinds of things I think about.
I could have easily read more. It didn't feel like reading anyway. It felt more like hearing you think.
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